With the sale of Les Canadiens on the horizon, I give to you 9 reasons why Celine Dion would be the best owner.
Une: Celine can set an amazing example having performed 5 nights a week from 2003-2007 in Las Vegas....4 nights a week and 3 years more than Alex Kovalev.
Deux: Fans can take that increidbly annoying "Ole Ole Ole Ole" chant that they stole from countless soccer teams and replace it with "My Heart Will Go On." It will be fitting because much like the Titanic, the Habs season's have recently hit a proverbial Iceberg around April.
Trois: Her 2008-2009 "Taking Chances" tour wil be a perfect marketing ploy crossover for having Carey Price as a starting goalie.
Qautre: Celine's mother is commonly known in Quebec as a prototypical "stagemom". This, coupled with the fact that her maiden name is Tanguay will help propel Alex Tanguay's dream of becoming a dancer for RENT upon retirement.
Cinq: The habs would save money hiring her touring keyboardist as the Bell Centre's full-time organist, blasting such hits as "Beauty and the Beast (a sentiment to Sergei Kostitsyn), and "Its all coming back to me now" (memories of 93).
Six: No Belorussian mobster will want to do business with someone whose boss is CELINE DION.
Sept: She's actually French...sorry... Quebecois.
Huit: Celine's successful perfume line (for women) will actually help add some much needed toughness to the lineup
Neuf: They can play their preseason games in Las vegas, something Gary Betman has had a boner over since becoming commisioner. (from Eric).
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ReplyDelete1. Kovy is still better than Celine when he chooses to perform.
ReplyDelete2. An iceberg of awesomeness baby!! whooooo
3. Price > Pogge, 'nuff said
4. Tanguay has showed a great ability to dance in the past.. around defensemen the likes of Tomas Kaberle. BOOM!
5. Not as good of a song as 50 Mission Cap, but then again the pain of not winning a cup since 67 is something Habs fans wouldn't understand.
6. Can't argue with that
7. To my knowledge not a separatist though, which has got to count for something
8. Georges Laroque > Brad May, Luke Schenn, Jamal Mayers
9. Can't argue with this one either
i like number 8
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